Raccoon catching and interrogation preplay
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trashiestkingCatapult happy raccoon gets caught red handed what color are his hands now?, and interrogated!
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Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 07:05 pm (UTC)That was not Steve McGarrett, who tossed himself off the pole with the kind of enthusiasm that people who had jet packs or super-healing or Iron Man on speed dial generally employed.
He was going to grab you by your annoying little back legs, jackass. The rabies booster would be worth it.
Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 07:14 pm (UTC)"Oh shit," TK gasped as he found himself dangling by his hind legs from the grip of a very pissed off looking human. "Uh. Can I help you officer?"
There you go. Play it cool, TK. Not like he hadn't been screaming at you for the last few minutes as he chased you down the street or anything.
Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 07:28 pm (UTC)Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 07:48 pm (UTC)"Do you have a warrant?"
Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 07:53 pm (UTC)Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 07:56 pm (UTC)"Is this not you arresting me?"
Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 08:09 pm (UTC)But also, this was a talking raccoon. This seemed like a legal gray area.
Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 08:19 pm (UTC)Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!
Date: 2021-07-06 08:32 pm (UTC)