Raccoon catching and interrogation preplay

[trashiestking]

Catapult happy raccoon gets caught red handed what color are his hands now?, and interrogated!

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Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[trashiestking]

TK was the best raccoon in the delivery biz. He'd even earned enough points by holing residents to earn a catapult function! Which he was now using to swallow up and fling every trash can, recycling can, and other similarly sized object he could find in the streets.

Oooo, look! A popcorn machine! TK paddled his hind feet in glee, stretched out on his back on a park bench with his hole-control tablet.

He could make it rain popcorn!

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[grenadesandohana]

Hey now, that was Steve's favorite popcorn machine! "You there!" Steve yelled. "Freeze!"

He would think about the life choices that led him to try to capture a raccoon later.

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[trashiestking]

Oh crap! Be cool, TK. He could be talking to anyone!

Just . . . keep doing your thing. . . . Nothing to see here, aggressive exercise man. Maybe order a donut to calm down. . . .

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[grenadesandohana]

Does a guy this high strung look like he ate refined sugar, raccoon?

"I have some questions for you," Steve said, stalking closer.

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[trashiestking]

TK looked up at him, blinking innocently. He was just your average raccoon, sir! Playing on a tablet! Surely you were talking to one of those suspicious flamingoes!

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[grenadesandohana]

Steve narrowed his eyes. "The other raccoons have told me that you're the one to talk to."

When Stark and his shiny, shiny mask fell into a hole, the Fandom raccoons got chatty. Especially when Steve got scary at them.

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[trashiestking]

Sold out by his own kind?! Betrayal!

TK finally looked up, with affected nonchalance. He slowly sat up, set his tablet aside, and raised a paw as though to explain --

And then bolted.

BYYYYYEEEEEE!

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[grenadesandohana]

Danny was going to be so upset that he missed a truly ridiculous chase sequence!

"Oh no you don't," Steve said, racing after him.

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[trashiestking]

Oh yes he did!

TK was regretting dropping his tablet. He could be flinging things at Steve with his catapult function right now! Instead he didn't even have a handy hole to swallow the guy up with!

He went darting around the overturned trash cans, kicking them with his back feet to send them rolling at Steve. Maybe he could climb a tree?

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[grenadesandohana]

Well, as long as he didn't try to drive a rickshaw: that would just be like last summer.

Steve jumped the first trash can and caught the second one right in the shins, so now he was bruised and pissed, but catching up since he was a six foot tall person and pretty adept at running.

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[trashiestking]

How dare Steve be tall and good at running?! He should clearly be disqualified from the raccoon chasing event!

TK scrabbled up at telephone pole. EK had been right! They should have just stayed in that bathroom stall at the Quick Stop! But nooo, TK wanted to see people's faces in person when he flung things at them. . . .

Re: Raccoon catching with Steve M!

[grenadesandohana]

"You dropped my partner in a hole," Steve said, climbing right up after him. "Weeks ago! Do you know how shitty that is?"

Raccoon interrogation

[trashiestking]

"You have no proof!" TK protested. "I'm innocent! I never saw that hole before in my life! Don't raccoons have rights?!"

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[firstofitskind]

"Methinks this raccoon doth protest too much," Liam said drily.

What? Admit it, you were all thinking it.

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[grenadesandohana]

"And I'm not sure raccoons do have rights," Steve said with a shrug.

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[what_the_shock]

"They might," Miguel allowed, "but it doesn't include the right to suck half the town into holes. Which you," he informed TK, "were obviously doing."

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[knife_bender]

Diego had absolutely no patience for quipping with the raccoon about what or wasn't illegal. Mostly because he was worried, and secondly because it was a raccoon for god's sake. It wasn't like it was a tweed-wearing chimp who raised you from birth. Just hit it or something.

"Just tell us where the people are," Diego said. "I don't really care about your rights."

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[trashiestking]

"Wow." TK shook his head at Diego. "So you're just. A fascist, then."

TK didn't know what a fascist really was. But from his time on the internet, he was pretty sure it meant "person who disagrees with me personally."

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[grenadesandohana]

"Yeah, I'm gonna have to smack around a raccoon," Steve decided. "You have...let's say three seconds to tell us how to get all the buildings and people back before I start getting annoyed."

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[throughaphase]

"Now, now," Kitty said, "violence isn't the answer. Maybe he just needs some understanding."

Of course, she said good cop words sweetly while really wanting to punch a raccoon but apparently that's life.

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[trashiestking]

"Yes!" TK nodded quickly. "I agree with the human with the pretty hair! You could just . . . let me go, right?"

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[throughaphase]

"We can't do that," Kitty said, apologetic. "A lot of people are missing and we have to find them. But maybe we could make you comfortable?"

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[what_the_shock]

Miguel gave Kitty such a look. He was pretty sure he knew what she was doing, but still!

"Or we could tie you up and string you from the ceiling," he offered.

Re: Raccoon interrogation

[grenadesandohana]

Steve shot him a glare. There was a difference between threatening vaguely and stringing people--raccoons--suspects--from a ceiling. "We all know we're not doing that," he said firmly.

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