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Catapult happy raccoon gets caught red handed ~~what color are his hands now?~~, and interrogated!

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grenadesandohana

Hey now, that was Steve's favorite popcorn machine! "You there!" Steve yelled. "Freeze!"

He would think about the life choices that led him to try to capture a raccoon later.

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trashiestking

Oh crap! Be cool, TK. He could be talking to anyone!

Just . . . keep doing your thing. . . . Nothing to see here, aggressive exercise man. Maybe order a donut to calm down. . . .

From:

grenadesandohana

Does a guy this high strung look like he ate refined sugar, raccoon?

"I have some questions for you," Steve said, stalking closer.

From:

trashiestking

TK looked up at him, blinking innocently. He was just your average raccoon, sir! Playing on a tablet! Surely you were talking to one of those suspicious flamingoes!

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grenadesandohana

Steve narrowed his eyes. "The other raccoons have told me that you're the one to talk to."

When Stark and his shiny, shiny mask fell into a hole, the Fandom raccoons got chatty. Especially when Steve got scary at them.

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trashiestking

Sold out by his own kind?! Betrayal!

TK finally looked up, with affected nonchalance. He slowly sat up, set his tablet aside, and raised a paw as though to explain --

And then bolted.

BYYYYYEEEEEE!

From:

grenadesandohana

Danny was going to be so upset that he missed a truly ridiculous chase sequence!

"Oh no you don't," Steve said, racing after him.

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trashiestking

Oh yes he did!

TK was regretting dropping his tablet. He could be flinging things at Steve with his catapult function right now! Instead he didn't even have a handy hole to swallow the guy up with!

He went darting around the overturned trash cans, kicking them with his back feet to send them rolling at Steve. Maybe he could climb a tree?

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grenadesandohana

Well, as long as he didn't try to drive a rickshaw: that would just be like last summer.

Steve jumped the first trash can and caught the second one right in the shins, so now he was bruised and pissed, but catching up since he was a six foot tall person and pretty adept at running.

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trashiestking

How dare Steve be tall and good at running?! He should clearly be disqualified from the raccoon chasing event!

TK scrabbled up at telephone pole. EK had been right! They should have just stayed in that bathroom stall at the Quick Stop! But nooo, TK wanted to see people's faces in person when he flung things at them. . . .

From:

grenadesandohana

"You dropped my partner in a hole," Steve said, climbing right up after him. "Weeks ago! Do you know how shitty that is?"

From:

trashiestking

Wait, humans could climb?

TK didn't bother responding. He needed his breath for running! And climbing! And flinging himself off the telephone pole at the ground, tail flapping in the wind.

See ya, sucker!

From:

grenadesandohana

That, admittedly, would've stopped a person who cared more about things like gravity, bruises, and the potential for internal bleeding.

That was not Steve McGarrett, who tossed himself off the pole with the kind of enthusiasm that people who had jet packs or super-healing or Iron Man on speed dial generally employed.

He was going to grab you by your annoying little back legs, jackass. The rabies booster would be worth it.

From:

trashiestking

That was just rude!

"Oh shit," TK gasped as he found himself dangling by his hind legs from the grip of a very pissed off looking human. "Uh. Can I help you officer?"

There you go. Play it cool, TK. Not like he hadn't been screaming at you for the last few minutes as he chased you down the street or anything.